Non-Sequiturs: 04.26.17
* Today is World IP Day. Oh wait, that's wrong. "Today is World IP Day.TM" [World Intellectual Property Organization] * A pair of twins is graduating from UVA Law. In other news, it's a really slow news day at UVA. [UVA Today] * Alabama is voting to put an anti-abortion amendment in their state constitution because there's literally not a single other issue requiring the attention of Alabama lawmakers. [The Hill] * Johnny Depp's managers don't trust him. [USA Today] * This woman does not like xylophones. [Lowering the Bar] * For Serial fans in Minnesota, Sarah Koenig and Julie Snyder are speaking in your town on May 10. [Beth El Synagogue] * A tribute to death penalty litigator Steve Bright. [Katz Justice] * The Beast shouldn't be forgiven at the end of Beauty and the Beast. [The Legal Geeks] * Aaron Hernandez did not write a note to a prison lover, according to his lawyer. [CBS Sports]